Late 2002 Archives


11/11/02   Happy now, Eric?


10/31/02    If you don't buy me cool shit for Christmas, the Terrorists have already won!

(part 1 of... more than 1)
From The Territory Ahead...
Cut-to-the-Chase Pullover: Crafted of an ambitious configuration of dual-colored cotton blend yarns — big ol’ fat ones and skinny little ones — wrapped, looped and twisted into an ultrasoft, buoyantly textured fabric. With comfort- inducing raglan sleeves, notched high crew collar, self-finished cuffs, and twill taped side vents. Imported in the Natural color shown.
     color: natural     size: xxlg
After Hours Sweatshirt: The fabric is a thick, brushed- to-limpness cotton blend fleece; the fit is loose, roomy. And it’s styled to work for post-lounge activities as well, like browsing through car mags or sipping coffee: with a mock neck stand-up collar, stone-style buttons and cotton herringbone twill tape on the four-button placket. U.S. made in three colors (left to right): Taupe; Blue- Gray; Latté. This item has been pigment garment dyed - an age-old, natural process which gives it soft-weathered character like a favorite pair of jeans.
     colors: Taupe, Blue- Gray, or Latté.    size: xxlg
Principles of Play Jearsey The only thing more fun than playing football (on a hoarfrosted field under an eggshell sky) is to, ah, coach the game in progress. For armchair strategists across America, we offer this more civilized version of the traditional football jersey. It’s made of 100% cotton in a finely textured, asymmetric berber knit, pigment garment overdyed for tonal color and enzyme washed for softness. Details include a football-proper, rounded shoulder yoke; stand-up collar with three- button placket; and a vented, open bottom.
     color: tobacco     size: xlg
Southland Bay Sweater: It comes in a soft, easy-draping blend of linen and cotton, with a loose, comfortable fit – simply styled in a beefy knit, with a rib-finished V-neck and reverse jersey panels down the sleeves and center for subtlety and interest.
     color: natural     size: xxlg

How's that for getting into the holiday spirit?   Whattaya mean, 'wrong holiday'??

...and yes, I know they all look the same.


10/10/02    Woody for President...


(stolen from The Gaurdian)

I'm an American tired of American lies

Woody Harrelson
Thursday October 17, 2002
The Guardian

The man who drives me to and from work is named Woody too. A relief to me, as it minimises the chance of my forgetting his name. I call him Woodman and he calls me Wood. He has become my best friend here, even though he's upset that I have quit drinking beer. He's smart, funny, and there's nothing he hasn't seen in 33 years behind the wheel of his black cab. He drove me for a while before I felt confident he liked me; he doesn't like people easily, especially if they have a rap for busting up black cabs.

Woodman and I agree about a lot of things, but one thing we can never agree about is Iraq. He thinks the only language Saddam understands is brute force. I don't believe we should be bombing cities in our quest for one man. We've killed a million Iraqis since the start of the Gulf war - mostly by blocking humanitarian aid. Let's stop now. Thankfully, most of the Brits I talk to about the war are closer to me than to Woodman. Only your prime minister doesn't seem to have noticed.

I have been here three months doing a play in the West End. I am having the time of my life. I love England, the people, the parks, the theatre. The play is great and the audiences have been a dream. Probably I should just relax, be happy and talk about the weather, but this war is under my skin - it affects my sleep.

I remember playing basketball with an Iraqi in the late 80s while Iran and Iraq were at war. I didn't know at the time that the US and Britain were supplying weapons to both sides. I asked why they were always at war with each other and he said something that stayed with me: "If it were up to the people, there would be peace. It's the governments that create war." And now my government is creating its second war in less than a year. No; war requires two combatants, so I should say "its second bombing campaign".

I went to the White House when Harvey Weinstein was showing Clinton the movie Welcome to Sarejevo, which I was in. I got a few moments alone with Clinton. Saddam throwing out the weapons inspectors was all over the news and I asked what he was going to do. His answer was very revealing. He said: "Everybody is telling me to bomb him. All the military are saying, 'You gotta bomb him.' But if even one innocent person died, I couldn't bear it." And I looked in his eyes and I believed him. Little did I know he was blocking humanitarian aid at the time, allowing the deaths of thousands of innocent people.

I am a father, and no amount of propaganda can convince me that half a million dead children is acceptable "collateral damage". The fact is that Saddam Hussein was our boy. The CIA helped him to power, as they did the Shah of Iran and Noriega and Marcos and the Taliban and countless other brutal tyrants. The fact is that George Bush Sr continued to supply nerve gas and technology to Saddam even after he used it on Iran and then the Kurds in Iraq. While the Amnesty International report listing countless Saddam atrocities, including gassing and torturing Kurds, was sitting on his desk, Bush Sr pushed through a $2bn "agricultural" loan and Thatcher gave hundreds of millions in export credit to Saddam. The elder Bush then had the audacity to quote the Amnesty reports to garner support for his oil war.

A decade later, Shrub follows the same line: "We have no quarrel with the Iraqi people." I'm sure half a million Iraqi parents are scratching their heads over that. I'm an American tired of lies. And with our government, it's mostly lies.

The history taught in our schools is scandalous. We grew up believing that Columbus actually discovered America. We still celebrate Columbus Day. Columbus was after one thing only - gold. As the natives were showering him with gifts and kindness, he wrote in his diary, "They do not bear arms ... They have no iron ... With 50 men we could subjugate them all and make them do whatever we want." Columbus is the perfect symbol of US foreign policy to this day.

This is a racist and imperialist war. The warmongers who stole the White House (you call them "hawks", but I would never disparage such a fine bird) have hijacked a nation's grief and turned it into a perpetual war on any non-white country they choose to describe as terrorist.

To the men in Washington, the world is just a giant Monopoly board. Oddly enough, Americans generally know how the government works. The politicians do everything they can for the people - the people who put them in power. The giant industries that are polluting our planet as well as violating human rights worldwide are the ones nearest and dearest to the hearts of American politicians.

But in wartime people lose their senses. There are flags and yellow ribbons and posters and every media outlet is beating the war drum and even sensible people can hear nothing else. In the US, God forbid you should suggest the war is unjust or that dropping cluster bombs from 30,000ft on a city is a cowardly act. When TV satirist Bill Maher made some dissenting remarks about the bombing of Afghanistan, Disney pulled the plug on him. In a country that lauds its freedom of speech, a word of dissent can cost you your job.

I read in a paper here about a woman who held out the part of her taxes that would go to the war effort. Something like 17%. I like that idea, though in the US it would have to be more like 50%. If you consider money as a form of energy, then we see half our taxes and half the US government's energy focused on war and weapons of mass destruction. Over the past 30 years, this amounts to more than ten trillion dollars. Imagine that money going to preserving rainforest or contributing to a sustainable economy (as opposed to the dinosaur tit we are currently in the process of sucking dry). I give in to Woodman, and we stop for a few beers. He asks me what I'd do in Bush's shoes. Easy: I'd honour Kyoto. Join the world court. I'd stop subsidising earth rapers like Monsanto, Dupont and Exxon. I'd shut down the nuclear power plants. So I already have $200bn saved from corporate welfare. I'd save another $100bn by stopping the war on non-corporate drugs. And I'd cut the defence budget in half so they'd have to get by on a measly $200bn a year. I've already saved half a trillion bucks by saying no to polluters and warmongers.

Then I'd give $300bn back to the taxpayers. I'd take the rest and pay the people teaching our children what they deserve. I'd put $100bn into alternative fuels and renewable energy. I'd revive the Chemurgy movement, which made the farmer the root of the economy, and make paper and fuel from wheat straw, rice straw and hemp. Not only would I attend, I'd sponsor the next Earth Summit. And, of course, I'd give myself a fat raise.

Woodman drops me at home and I ask if he likes my ideas. He offers a reluctant "yes". As he pulls away he yells out, "But I'd never vote for a man who can't handle a few pints at the end of the day!"

 

· Woody Harrelson appears in On an Average Day at the Comedy Theatre, Panton Street, London SW1 until November 3. Box office: 020-7369 1731.


10/10/02    Where'd the house go?!?

Since I actually use this as my home page, and tend to access it about 10 times per day, waiting for all those pictures to load was getting on my nerves. I also thought it might be nice for you, Dear Reader, to be able to access the images without having to wade through my political rantings.

So I presnt you with the Flat-Earther-Safe   House Site - All the pics, non of the politics. Perfect for showing pastors and Marine Corps buddies, without getting bogged down in discussions of whether George W. Bush is just a brilliant leader or an angel sent by Jesus to protect us from Muslims and drug addicts.

xxxooo
-Josh


9/27/02    still going...

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9/23/02    The Murder of Arafat

(copied from MediaMonitors )

While I am writing this, Yasser Arafat is still alive. But his life is hanging on a thread.

When we visited him the last time in his bombed-out Mukata’ah compound in Ramallah, I warned him that Sharon is determined to kill him.

Everybody acquainted with Sharon knows that he never lets go. When he does not achieve his aim the first time, he tries again, and again, and again, and again. Never, ever, does he give up.

Already in besieged Beirut, at the height of the Lebanon war, Sharon was trying to put his hands on him. Dozens of agents, mostly Phalanges members, were combing the western quarters in order to catch him. He evaded them, as he has evaded dozens of assassination attempts before and after, by Abu-Nidal (who was at least partly a Mossad hireling) and others.

Now Sharon believes that he can achieve his aim. He needs only Bush’s approval. Not necessarily a formal confirmation. A subtle hint will suffice. Half a word. A wink.

It will be easy to implement the decision. An incident can be put in motion: soldiers enter the office in order to capture "wanted" people, somebody opens fire, Arafat will be shot "by accident". Arafat may draw his pistol, soldiers will "have no alternative" but to return fire. A shell may hit the office "by mistake", Arafat will be buried under the rubble. After all, in war accidents happen. A lot of accidents.

Sharon never wanted to "deport" Arafat to Gaza or any other place in this world. He wants to deport him to the next world. Now this is possible.

Therefore, it is necessary to speak out bluntly and unequivocally:

Morally, the murder of Arafat, the historical leader and elected president of the Palestinian people, is reprehensible. Like the murder of Rabin.

Legally, the murder of Arafat is a war crime.

Politically, it will be said about the murder of Arafat what a French statesman said about another political murder: "It is worse than a crime, it is a mistake!"

Arafat is the man who decided, 28 years ago, to start on the road to a settlement with Israel, in order to realize this way the national aspirations of the Palestinian people. At the time, that was an incredibly bold decision, and he took it long before Rabin and Peres even dreamed about Oslo. I know, because I was an eye-witness to the beginnings of the process.

Since then, Arafat has not changed by one iota the decision he took then: to seek conciliation with Israel within the framework of peace that will include an independent Palestinian state, return to the pre-1967 border with mutually agreed adjustments, Jerusalem capital of both states, withdrawal of the settlers, suitable security arrangements, a mutually agreed solution of the refugee problem.

On this basis, peace is possible even now. Immediately. But Sharon rejects is with both his fists. He wants a Greater Israel, the extension of the settlements, and, eventually, the elimination of the Palestinian presence west of the Jordan.

The assertion of Ehud Barak that Arafat has rejected his own peace plan is a blatant lie, that has caused a historical disaster. Barak’s "generous offers" were far from the sensible solution.

Now, as before, Arafat is the only person capable of signing a peace agreement and convince his people to accept and implement it. No other Palestinian leader capable of doing so is to be seen on the horizon. Leadership of the Palestinian people will not pass into the hands of the "moderates", who will look like collaborators and accomplices to the murder, but into the hands of the extremists, fanatics thirsting for revenge.

The murder of Arafat is the murder of all chances for peace.

That is a crime against the Israeli people. It will condemn us to making war for decades, perhaps for generations to come, perhaps forever. The moral, social and economic decline that we are experiencing now everywhere in Israel will drag Israel down to new depths and to the emigration of many.

The dead Arafat will become a legend of heroism to his people and a new Che Guevara to the world. His mistakes will be forgotten. For future generations of Palestinians, he will become a role model. Hundreds of millions of Arabs and Muslims, from Morocco to Indonesia, will compare their own leaders to the dead Arafat, and the comparison will be fatal.

In the eyes of these hundreds of millions, Israel and Jews will become a synonym of betrayal, killing and lying. The poisonous plant of anti-Semitism will bloom as never before. Already we are tasting a small sample of this

If this disaster happens, all the government will share the blame. Not one minister will be acquitted. Neither Ben-Eliezer, nor Peres, nor any of their colleagues. Nor the army officers who cooperated and even pushed the political leadership. Nor the members of the Knesset, whether belonging to the coalition or the opposition, who kept quite during the recent months. Nor the correspondents and commentators, who turned themselves into government and army spokesmen. Nor the professors and intellectuals, who saw and were silent. All of them will bear the responsibility.

This is the last minute to get up and shout: NO!

[The author has closely followed the career of Sharon for four decades. Over the years, he has written three extensive biographical essays about him, two (1973, 1981) with his cooperation.]

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9/13/02    Happy Friday the Thirteenth...

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9/11/02    Some perspective...

OMFG

Berlin.
Cologne.
Hiroshima.
Nagasaki.
Tripoli.
Baghdad.
Kabul.

What all these cities have in common is that the US has intentionally bombed them with the certain knowledge that innocent civilians would be killed.   Why did we do this?   Because the objectives were deemed important enough, and the value placed upon innocent (non-American) lives was low enough.

What was our justification?    We were at war.

The targets were usually government buildings, factories, fuel supplies, and utility stations.   The goal was to destroy their leadership and their productivity.   The collateral damage varied from a half-dozen to thousands.

In the case of the firebombing of Cologne, and the nuking of Hiroshima and Nagisaki, the objective was to make the war too horrible for our enemies to continue resisting.   We sought as many civilian casualties as possible, for the maximum terror value.

How many died in nuclear fire?   How many more limped along until the burns and tumors overcame them?     157,358.

ONE HUNDRED FIFTY-SEVEN THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-EIGHT.

People.   Dead.   Men (mostly too old or crippled to have been off fighting), women, and children.

But hey, that's what you do in a war...

If you are at war with the United States, how do you attack it?   What's your best bet for crippling it quickly?   How do you slow the productivity of a country as sprawling as the US?

Blackening the skies with B-17s is rather out of the question.   You have to strike at the heart of it- you take out the financial center, and hope that without capital the factories will grind to a halt.   You take out the leadership by destroying the buildings they inhabit.  

And if you can generate some paralyzing horror by slaughtering a couple thousand civilians in the process- well, you still have a long way to go to catch up with Hiroshima & Nagasaki.

It's time to stop beating our chests-- pretending that these "terrorists" are somehow more evil than we -- and to start figuring out how to make peace with them.



9/09/02    moral principles gain their power by being consistently applied....

(from Time Magazine)
"If it is dangerous for ruthless dictators to develop lethal arsenals, why attack Iraq but not North Korea? If the Iraqi people deserve to live in a free and democratic state, why don't the Saudi people? If we are willing to pay the price of toppling Saddam, will we also pay the price of staying to clean up the neighborhood? And the thorniest question of all: If the last Gulf War helped inspire evil in bin Laden, will a new one create many more like him?"


8/28/02    A new toy for me...

I bought another Rabbit Pickup Monday. The Cabriolet just doesn't ahul enough 4x8 sheets of plywood.

It turns out it's actually a special edition SportTruck, minus the decals.   It has a sport steering wheel, full deluxe interior, gauge pod (though someone tried to paint it black), factory spoiler (badly cracked) etc.   It also has a Webber throttle body, aftermarket rear slider, nice bedliner, and almost no rust (showing through the Makko re-spray).   Strurt tower rust is miniamal.

It has a problem with hesitating when it gets hot, needs new brake pads and a new wheel bearing or two, and has an intermittant left headlight.   The "recently rebuilt" transmission is missing some teeth in Reverse, but overall I am extremely happy with my 4th BunnyTruck .

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8/26/02    About time to break up this page or faster loading...

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8/22/02    Revenge of Roof...

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8/20/02    Looks like I'm actually going to have to compete at LSPR again this year...

For Immediate Release:

Suspension Failure Plagues Team RallyVW Racing

August 19, 2002

Marysville, OH – This past weekend RallyVW Racing competed in the Ojibwe Forest ProRally in Bemidji, Minnesota, round 8 of the SCCA ProRally Championship. The team entered the event with an eight point lead in the Production Class Championship and hoped to widen their lead over Jeff Field’s second place Toyota Celica GTS.

Driver Jon Hamilton started the rally with a quick pace, setting the fastest stage time for Production Class cars on the first stage of the event. The RallyVW assault continued on stage two as Hamilton closed the gap on the Ford Focus driven by Ken Kovach. As Hamilton was preparing to pass the slower Focus, the TDI Golf lost it’s driver’s side front wheel and tire, sending the car careening towards the forest. Thanks to some quick steering input by driver Hamilton, the Motorsport Vortex TDI Golf slid a stop on the edge of the road one mile from the end of stage two. After examining the damage to the car, navigator Ken Sabo stated, "I thought we out of the rally." Two of the five wheel studs were bent at a 45-degree angle, making it difficult, if not impossible to install the spare. Thanks to some quick thinking and a healthy dose of adrenaline, driver Hamilton drove two 13 mm sockets onto the wheel studs and twisted them out with a ratchet. Navigator Sabo installed the spare and the two were off again, losing twelve minutes on the stage.

The team took a cautious approach over the next two stages until they could get the car back to rally service where the crew could effect a proper repair.

Team RallyVW left service in third place, trailing the second place Subaru of Jamie "Subiegal" Thomas by six minutes. Hamilton picked up time on night stages five and six, cruising through the tight, wet sand and gravel forest roads. Thanks to the HID converted PIAA driving lamps provided by Performance-Café.com, Hamilton and Sabo confidently dashed through the forest tracks.

After an especially rough section on special stage seven, Jon and Ken noticed the distinctive smell of burning rubber, which was followed shortly by a cut Michelin left front tire. The driver and co-driver changed the wheel and tire, and less than one mile later lost the fresh tire. Jon limped the car the remaining five miles on the punctured tire to the finish of stage seven, losing over ten minutes on the stage. Jon limped the Golf to a the five minute service scheduled after stage seven, warning the crew that he was coming in on the rim.

Suspension specialist Mike Jackson noticed that there was a problem with the front strut after installing another wheel and tire. The coil spring was cutting into the tire, causing the two punctures Jon and Ken had endured on the stage. Upon closer examination, Jackson realized that the bottom of the front strut had fractured along a weld, compromising the integrity of the unit. The crew replaced the strut, but the extra time in service cost the team a five-minute penalty when they arrived at the final Main Time Control at 2:00 A.M. in Bemidji.

The crew of Brett and Ray Fairbanks, Rich Lipstreu and Mike Jackson caught a few hours sleep, then got up early Saturday morning to put the car back in working order. The crew was lucky to borrow a fresh DMS shock from fellow Production Class driver Mike Halley, driver of the New Beetle "Stud Bug." The fresh shock was installed, and repairs were made to the driver’s side front brake caliper. The TDI Golf was ready for action and the start of Day Two.

Due to the time lost on the first day of competition, team RallyVW took to the forest on day two hoping for a podium finish to add points to their lead. Jon and Ken moved back into second place after the Subaru of Jamie Thomas got stuck in the mud on stage nine.

BOOM!

The team continued it’s solid drive, slowing moving up until an unexpected meeting with a 50 lb. Rock after cresting a hill on a left turn. The impact with rock broke the driver’s side front hub, rendering the car helpless in the forest with two stages still to run. The RallyVW TDI Golf could not continue, and driver Hamilton radioed the crew to come and extract him and the car from the forest.

BOOM!

Team RallyVW would like to thank the wonderful support we receive from our sponsors: Volksport, MotorsportVortex.com,   AV Lubricants, Inc.,   TDIClub.com,   Bildon Motorsports,   Performance-cafe.com,   and WaterWagens.com.

 

RallyVW is still in first place in the SCCA ProRally Production Class with a nine point lead. The team heads to Olympia, Washington for the Wild West ProRally on September 7&8.

Rally VW Upcoming Events:

August 30 and September 1, 2002: TDI Fest in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Come and meet the team team and attend seminars and racing at

September 7&8, 2002: Wild West ProRally, Olympia, Washington. Round Nine of the SCCA ProRally Series.

October 18&19, 2002: Lake Superior ProRally, tenth and final round of the SCCA ProRally Series.


8/18/02    Da roof, da roof... redeux

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8/16/02    Me too...

(From The Gaurdian)

My beloved son Arik, my own flesh and blood, was murdered by Palestinians. My tall, blue-eyed, golden-haired son who was always smiling with the innocence of a child and the understanding of an adult. My son. If to hit his killers, innocent Palestinian children and other civilians would have to be killed, I would ask the security forces to wait for another opportunity.

My beloved son Arik was murdered by a Palestinian. Should the security forces have information of this murderer's whereabouts, and should it turn out that he was surrounded by innocent children and other Palestinian civilians, then - even if the security forces knew that the killer was planning another murderous attack and they now had the choice of curbing a terror attack that would kill innocent Israeli civilians, but at the cost of hitting innocent Palestinians, I would tell the security forces not to seek revenge.

I would rather have the finger that pushes the trigger or the button that drops the bomb tremble before it kills my son's murderer, than for innocent civilians to be killed. I would say to the security forces: do not kill the killer. Rather, bring him before an Israeli court. You are not the judiciary. Your only motivation should not be vengeance, but the prevention of any injury to innocent civilians.

Ethics are not black and white - they are all white. Ethics have to be free of vengefulness and rashness. Every act must be carefully weighed before a decision is made to see whether it meets strict ethical criteria. Our ethics are hanging by a thread, at the mercy of every soldier and politician.

It is unethical to kill innocent Israeli or Palestinian women and children. It is also unethical to control another nation and to lead it to lose its humaneness. It is patently unethical to drop a bomb that kills innocent Palestinians. It is blatantly unethical to wreak vengeance upon innocent bystanders.

It is, on the other hand, supremely ethical to prevent the death of any human being. But if such prevention causes the futile death of others, the ethical foundation for such prevention is lost. A nation that cannot draw the line is doomed eventually to apply unethical measures against its own people. The worst in my mind is not what has already happened but what I am sure one day will. And it will - because the political and military leadership does not even have the most basic integrity to say: "we are sorry". We lost sight of our ethics long before the suicide bombings. The breaking point was when we started to control another nation.

My son Arik was born into a democracy with a chance for a decent, settled life. Arik's killer was born into an appalling occupation, into an ethical chaos. Had my son been born in his stead, he may have ended up doing the same. Had I myself been born into the political and ethical chaos that is the Palestinians' daily reality, I would certainly have tried to kill and hurt the occupier; had I not, I would have betrayed my essence as a free man. Let all the self-righteous who speak of ruthless Palestinian murderers take a hard look in the mirror and ask themselves what they would have done had they been the ones living under occupation. I can say for myself that I, Yitzhak Frankenthal, would have undoubtedly become a freedom fighter and would have killed as many on the other side as I possibly could. It is this depraved hypocrisy that pushes the Palestinians to fight us relentlessly - our double standard that allows us to boast the highest military ethics, while the same military slays innocent children. This lack of ethics is bound to corrupt us.

My son Arik was murdered when he was a soldier by Palestinian fighters who believed in the ethical basis of their struggle against the occupation. My son Arik was not murdered because he was Jewish but because he is part of the nation that occupies the territory of another. I know these are concepts that are unpalatable, but I must voice them loud and clear, because they come from my heart - the heart of a father whose son did not get to live because his people were blinded with power.

As much as I would like to do so, I cannot say that the Palestinians are to blame for my son's death. That would be the easy way out, but it is we, Israelis, who are to blame because of the occupation. Anyone who refuses to heed this awful truth will eventually lead to our destruction.

The Palestinians cannot drive us away - they have long acknowledged our existence. They have been ready to make peace with us; it is we who are unwilling to make peace with them. It is we who insist on maintaining our control over them; it is we who escalate the situation in the region and feed the cycle of bloodshed. I regret to say it, but the blame is entirely ours.

I do not mean to absolve the Palestinians and by no means justify attacks against Israeli civilians. No attack against civilians can be condoned. But as an occupation force it is we who trample over human dignity, it is we who crush the liberty of Palestinians and it is we who push an entire nation to crazy acts of despair.

· Yitzhak Frankenthal is the chairman of the Families Forum. This is an edited version of a speech he made at a rally in Jerusalem on Saturday July 27 2002.


8/15/02    Da roof, da roof...

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8/13/02    It's almost empty...

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7/19/02   What, no updates?

Sue me, I've been busy.


7/12/02    How the time flies by!

Well, we were supposed to be closing this coming Monday, but the owner still hasn't moved her stuff out, and we're still running around in circles with the mortgage company and contractors, so it will probably be the following Monday- if we're lucky.

In the mean time, I've put together a virtual tour, since most of my family and a lot of my friends live out of town.


6/27/02    Arafat Calls for Democratic Elections in the United States -- World Reaction is Mixed
by Rahul Mahajan

(Not my work, unfortunately. I just added the links, as footnotes to things most Americans wouldn't be familiar with- which is to say, I didn't know what the heck they were)

Palestinian Authority President Yasir Arafat stunned the world yesterday by demanding that the United States hold democratic elections for a new Chief Executive before it attempts to continue in its role as broker between Israel and Palestine.

"Mr. Bush is tainted by his association with Jim-Crow-style selective disenfranchisement and executive strong-arm tactics in a southeastern province controlled by his brother," said Mr. Arafat, who was elected with 87% of the vote in 1996 elections in the West Bank and Gaza, declared to be free and fair by international observers, including former U.S. president Jimmy Carter. "Our count shows that he would have lost the election if his associates hadn't deprived so many thousands of African-Americans, an oppressed minority, of the right to vote. He is not the man to bring peace to the Middle East."

Hugo Chavez, elected president of Venezuela with 62% of the popular vote, concurred with Mr. Arafat. Chavez has long been a victim of Bush's anti-democratic attitude, as the Bush administration funneled hundreds of thousands of dollars through the "National Endowment for Democracy" to anti-Chavez forces and reportedly gave the go-ahead for an attempted military coup by those forces. "After it was over and I was back in power," said Chavez, "his administration actually told me 'legitimacy is not conferred by a majority vote.' Unless, of course, it's a majority of the Supreme Court. I respect the local traditions, however quaint, of the United States, but he hardly sets the best example for the Middle East, does he? Why don't we get back to that idea of an international conference to settle the question of Palestine?"

Bush was not without his supporters, however. Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, elected head of a country that legally discriminates among its citizens on the basis of religious belief, forbids political candidates from advocating an end to that discrimination, and disenfranchises an entire people through military occupation, dismissed the call as "absurd."

Hamid Karzai, recently "elected" head of Afghanistan by a grand council, or "loya jirga," in which a foreign body, controlled by the United States, selected delegates; unelected warlords who had ravaged the country were permitted to control the meeting and to threaten delegates who refused to vote their way; and the U.S. special envoy to Afghanistan, Zalmay Khalilzad, refused to allow at least two other candidates to stand for election, added his support for Mr. Bush in his hour of need. Said Karzai, "In Afghanistan, we have the loya jirga. In the United States, you have your own process -- as we understand, it's traditional over there for corporations to play a large part in electing officials and writing legislation. We're very interested in looking into that kind of system ourselves."

Vojislav Kostunica, chosen head of Yugoslavia in an election where the United States spent an estimated $25 million to influence the results, was also keen to rush to Bush's defense, indicating that he saw no procedural problems with the 2000 elections.

And Mahathir Mohamad of Malaysia, long derided for his claim that "Asian culture" is at odds with universal human rights, added, "The elections are strictly an internal matter, and should have no bearing on the status of the United States as a broker. The Palestinians' high-handedness is a serious threat to national independence."

In a surprise move, British Prime Minister Tony Blair, long an ally of the United States, supported Arafat's call, saying, "While we're at it, let's take another look at our agreement on American independence. George Washington was not only unelected, he did rather associate with terrorists. Benedict Arnold would have been a much more suitable partner for peace, n'est ce pas?"

Arafat, busy working on a plan to find a new Israeli leader not tainted with the massacre of hundreds of innocents in Sabra and Shatila to negotiate with, could not be reached for further comment.

Rahul Mahajan is a member of the Nowar Collective (http://www.nowarcollective.com) and serves on the National Board of Peace Action. His book, "The New Crusade: America's War on Terrorism," (http://www.monthlyreview.org/newcrusade.htm) has been described as "mandatory reading for anyone who wants to get a handle on the war on terrorism." His other work can be seen at http://www.rahulmahajan.com He can be reached at rahul@tao.ca


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